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David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flack' from
the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit up straight in the seat while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on the car while holding up their pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run from force of habit.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.
Silly, but okay. Lol